[TOP STORY] ANT UNIVERSITY REVEALS GLOBAL CONGRESS 2026
[HEADLINES]
01:00 — Honorary Chancellor Bill Gates praises “The Philosophy of Joyful Chaos.”
01:15 — Honorary Board Chairman Elon Musk announces “Mars Campus” construction inside Starship.
01:30 — New Course: “Zero-G Anchovy Peeling” becomes a mandatory requirement for graduation.
01:45 — Market Alert: 1,550 KRW target officially declared as the “Golden Exit Goal.”
[LIVE QUOTE]
“If you can smile during a -20% dip, you are ready for Mars.” — Elon Musk
[NEXT STEPS]
- Enrollment now open for the Department of Santorai Studies.
- Preparation for Outdoor Camping Session begins this Friday night.
🐜 Editorial Note
This breaking news follows the Washington Post Feature Article on Ant University’s Global Congress. Together, they mark the institution’s leap from Seoul to Wall Street — and now to Mars.
